Some questions to consider
Since I haven't blogged for some time, I figured I should post at least something. But since where I'm at nowadays doesn't have decent upload speeds, trying to blog with pictures will be fun like pulling teeth. So instead, here are questions I found lying around.
1. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
2. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
3. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? (Editor's note: I've decided this is not offensive but rather downright funny.)
4. Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
5. Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
6. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
7. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
8. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
I am reminded of the one where the husband is all alone in the forest and says something, is he still wrong? (I think that's how it goes).
ReplyDeleteon behalf of all husbands, i almost resent the implication... in any case, let's be sure the other husbands wouldn't make fun of him...
ReplyDeletehilarious! love those kind of questions!! please write back to me....mva
ReplyDeleteOh, Oh, [hand up in the air] I have some too:
ReplyDelete1. Why do we park in driveways?
2. If you think I'm wierd, what do I think is weird?
3. Why do agnostics always blame God for their problems?
4. Does God believe in atheists?
My humble contribution.