I (Andrew) have had this post sitting here awhile, so I decided I better (update and) publish it already, thanks to several people's encouragement and (slightly less so) a general urge to perform blog housekeeping. So crack open a Red Bull, crank up that font size and sit back for a looong read... Or just pretend you read it and leave a comment... up to you.
Our first week we had no working computer and therefore no sermons to listen to. We weren't clear on where the local churches were (well, the ones with English services). So we spent our first Sunday with our friend Xavier (who found us our apartment) and his family and friends. They live in Perroy which, when you pronounce it how it looks in English, completely baffles everyone you approach for directions. We had a fine time enjoying foie gras, local wines and all sorts of other food. For what it was worth, we were certainly gastronomically sated.
After the first week we were finally connected with the outside world, so at least we had access to sermons. On the advice of a contact at Westminster Seminary, we decided to try a local Baptist church; our contact had noted that this particular church was "essentially reformed". Now whenever the word "reformed" comes with its own adverb, warning bells tend to go off in my head. I'm not sure why, but I suppose it has a little to do with my upbringing. Anyway, we went to attend there one Sunday (I have yet to see a church here with two regular services on a Sunday). Unfortunately this was before we had mastered the transit ticket machines, and on top of that we hadn't found any good directions to the place. And it wasn't a conspicuous church building either, but rather hidden in an alley. As it turned out, once we found it we were more than late, so we trudged home not feeling too accomplished at all. But it was a healthy Sunday walk!
The next week we were on the ball and got to church on time. I've never been to a Baptist church (never had any reason to), so the next hour and a half were a little shocking. I have no idea whether it was a typically Baptist service (Kevin, you would know), but it fit perfectly with the stereotype in my head! The band up front, with all sorts of equipment, was central. The overhead projector was handy, except I didn't know the tunes. There were no testimonials. Some hand-waving. There was a lot of praying, once with the piano being played. And the praying -- it was mostly being done by the band leader, who has no pastoral role according to the website. In fact, we saw very little of the minister, except when he introduced a guest speaker from the USA who gave a "sermonette" titled "Do you have the gift, or are you playing with the box?" Was it edifying? Personally I'd have to say not initially, since I walked away not even sure what "gift" he was referring to. He only referred to the Bible once (it was quite possibly The Message actually), and he took three words from a single verse and used them in a completely different context; he might as well have used a dictionary. Quite an experience. Carrie said it reminded her of chapel at Trinity Western University, so she wasn't squirming quite as much as I was, since it wasn't completely new to her although when she attended chapel at TWU it wasn't generally on Sundays. What it reminded me of was a certain Sunday experience in Sydney, Nova Scotia, but perhaps more intense. My poor system doesn't like shocks! In conclusion, I would argue that it was a perfectly suitable service indeed... for Friday nights.
During the week, I remembered something our Westminster contact had said. He had mentioned another English-speaking church, but "from all accounts it is rather bland." This was heartening, since I assumed that for someone who enjoyed such a Baptist service, a Canadian Reformed service would likely be categorized as bland. So there was a possibility that we would feel more at home at this other place. After much searching, we finally figured out where the place was.
It was a small chapel in the shadow of the behemoth St. Peter's Cathedral in the old part of town. It is known by various names, including Auditoire de Calvin and John Knox chapel. Both Calvin and Knox lectured/preached there in the 16th century.
Time for a picture break... it won't do at all for you to miss the rest of my dazzling dissertation by falling asleep. Here is a picture of the inside of the chapel...

Some more info and some pictures can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditoire_de_Calvin. Perhaps I'll blog a tourism/history lesson on the cathedral and chapel one day. Okay, back to work...
The chapel is currently used by the Church of Scotland, the Dutch Reformed community, and the Waldensian Church of Italy. Since Carrie's Dutch is as good as my Italian, we decided to attend the Church of Scotland service. We went there the next Sunday to see how bland it was. Well, it felt pretty homey as soon as we walked in to the sound of a pipe organ (I never thought I'd say that, but hey, I guess the previous week had made me fearing the worst). I couldn't place the tune right away, but it was sooo familiar. Later I realized what it was when the choir stood up to sing a moving piece from Fauré's Requiem (which, incidentally, they will be performing next week Saturday... hmmm...). The service was much more "familiar" to us, like organ only, not a peep from the pews other than singing. A few things were different. The choir sat at the front of the church (beyond the minister) facing the congregation, and stood for all singing (actually we all did). They did one or two pieces without the congregation, always religious pieces by one of the famous composers like Bach or Fauré, making my mind wander to Roy Thomson Hall. There was no visible consistory, although various men and women helped during the offering. The sermon was about 20 minutes, but (big bonus here) the pastor worked from a relevant Bible passage; I would consider it edifying, but it lacked the redemptive historical quality we used to take for granted back in the motherland (Canada of course!!!). We sang from the provided Church Hymnary (4th Ed.) and we knew most of the tunes. Bibles weren't offered at the door (hymn books were) but there was a stack of Good News bibles available in the back corner.
And if any of you Torontians have heard that Rev. MacLeod's accent makes him difficult to follow, the brogue rolling off this minister's tongue will give him a run for his money!
We've gone to the Church of Scotland several times now and may do so again. But it's not to "fill" a Sunday; fortunately we have a good supply of sermons rolling in from Rev. den Hollander (thanks!), plus there are audio sermons by some of our ministers available at the Spindleworks website.
If you're still reading at this point, you might have an inkling as to why I took so long to post this. Yikes this is a long one!