Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Another month, another lame post

What's new with y'all?

A few weeks ago, we went with some friends to Mont Tremblant for some ski hill goodness. Kids were left behind and good times were had. We hadn't been since 2009, and we were hoping for a better experience than the slushy conditions we had then. We weren't disappointed... as long as you bundled up. Temps were mostly between -20 and -10, not including wind chill. Not warm by any standard I'm familiar with, but I for one was pretty comfily dressed.


  

  

We left Lily with friends of ours. I authorized the nice lady to administer Lily's very first haircut! She no longer has the craziest static hair on earth. It's down to a little bit crazy... with bangs.

Two weeks ago I sent the girls off to BC for a holiday (for them or me?). This was in retribution for Carrie gallivanting off to Switzerland and leaving me with Lily for a week. It was a nice time for all.

What else? Oh right.

Siblings

We're not expecting twins... anymore. We were, but that's been downgraded to singlets. Well, singlet. Sad for sure, but a relief, in a way. Anyway, he or she is due in October, so we best get on the adult train and buy a house and a nicer car. It's about time we incurred a few hundred thou in debt, right?

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Happenings

An eighth of a century ago, a wonderful young lady got married to some dude. Around the same time, I married a wonderful young lady. Happy 12.5! (That's totally a thing, okay?)

Carrie left us a couple of weeks ago... for Switzerland. She had a training course in Bern, so I got to be Dad for a whole week. It made me better appreciate when Carrie's here and I can hand Lily over for the evening. Carrie came back with plenty of chocolate, so she was quickly forgiven.



It's been a fairly cold winter, with quite a bit of snow sneaking up on us lately. I splurged and bought a $5 sled for Lily, but we've used it very rarely, since it's not too fun to head outside when it's -20 and windy outside.

We went skating on the canal once and, as usual, we picked a pretty cold day to do so. (There weren't any warm days to choose from, so there's that.) I pushed Lily in the stroller, and that worked very well, after she was appropriately bundled up.

I even went snowboarding this past weekend, something I rarely get around to. I think I went once last year, and maybe not at all the year before. We'll be going next weekend to Mont Tremblant ski resort with some friends. Kid-free! So if you want to entertain a two-year-old for two days/nights, get in line and let us know. (Sorry, but you have to live near Ottawa.)



We went to an 80s-themed birthday party a couple weeks ago. It was probably the first dress-up party I've ever attended (or dressed up for anyway), since I used to be too cool for such frivolities. We dug out the Walkman and shopped for neon, uncool denim and fancy hairdos (hairdon'ts?). Even Lily showed up with a velvet tracksuit, sneakers and a side ponytail. Our hosts threw a totally rad party!

Stoked for the party.

We gave my wig a haircut; literally mangled it.

Way cool hosts.

The gals.

The guys.

Their youngest son fascinates Lily, but she's not entirely sure about him. (I think the boy wants to marry Carrie but he sees me as an obstacle/threat.) My first boys-related heart-to-heart with my daughter:

Lily: And I saw Nayfan.
Papa: Do you like Nathan?
Lily: Not really.
Papa: Why not?
Lily: Well, he talks to me.


Well. I'm going to have to talk with that lad. And methinks she's gonna grow up to be a wonderfully choosy young lady.



We'd bought a KitchenAid mixer from Costco five years ago, and recently it decided to act up. I opened it up and found a stripped gear (and lots of shavings). Some Youtubing and Googling later, found the right part to order. New gear $7, shipping $9. Costco members might think returning it is easier, but since we're not members (we just use our member friends) it's not convenient; besides, repairs can feel so rewarding!

Speaking of repairs... the other day, our car that won't die sounded and felt like it was about to die. It was running very rough, and pretty much stalled if I slowed to a halt. Got my handy little code reader out, which rewarded me with a "cylinder misfire" error. I needed an oil change anyway so I called the garage to see if they could take my car the next day. Fortunately for me, nobody answered. The next day I grabbed some tools and limped the jalopy to the parts store for some DIY fun. I bought some spark plugs at $4 apiece and replaced a couple in the parking lot while Lily ransacked the store. The friendly guys at Napa even lent me a magnet off the shelf when my spark plug played hard-to-get. And wouldn't you know it, that fixed the problem! Yay for cheap maintenance.

The car did decide to rear-end another vehicle last week. I was driving along, minding my own business, when the person in front of me decided to brake hard. My non-ABS wheels locked up too soon and... THUD! I waited for the driver to pull over, but that didn't happen. Followed a ways, still nothing, so whatever. Turns out my license plate was just as tough as his hitch, so no damage. Still, who doesn't stop when run into, unless you have something to hide? Weird.

I've been teaching Lily how to drive, which may have been a misstep on my part. Come within half a mile of a red light and she'll yell "DAD YOU HAVE TO STAWWWWWWP!" Sigh. In our next vehicle, she'll be at least twice as far away from my ear, so that should mitigate the hearing damage--if it's not too late.



While shopping for 80s junk, we happened to acquire a princess dress for Lily. She likes nothing better than to be a princess, whether with just a blanket over the shoulders or with a bonafide tattered second-hand dress!


Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Merry Christmas Eve

It's been a while since I blogged. It's also been a while since we spent Christmas at home. Seven years, to be exact; that was just after moving to Ottawa.

Not much has changed since then, and yet everything has.

We still rent the same condo at the same rate; we drive the same lousy car; I probably wear the same shirts and socks; I'm just as dangerously close to going bald.

On the other hand, having our dear little daughter has changed our world. She causes me to leave the house several times more per year. I cook more meals in a week than I had in total before Ottawa. And I have someone to go geocaching with!

Lily is maybe 23 pounds at 28 months. We have friends whose 6-month-old is 20 lbs already. Maybe Lily should eat what he's eating. It's not that she doesn't eat, but perhaps her metabolism was inherited from her dad. At any rate, while she hardly snacks, she's rarely discouraged from asking. Like the other day: "Dad, I need a little candy in my little mouf." Um, okay. So I first gave her what she didn't know she needed (a lesson in politeness), and then she got a candy.

She may not eat a ton, but she's certainly not fussy. Most of what she doesn't get down is because it's too stringy or hard to chew. She eats anything we eat. Like peanut butter or chocolate sandwiches at lunch with me. Or pomegranate seeds with her mom at dinner. A two-year-old should not know the term "pomegranate seeds".

Like all kids, she has a pretty good overhearing ability, but there is the occasional short-circuit. We had the ubiquitous Christmas ham for dinner this week, and she asked "Is this Abraham?" No, my dear sweet child, it's just regular ham. Very cute though.

She's a very energetic and happy little girl. She loves ballet, books, mermaids, praying and going to the store. I've learned that the latter will make life interesting once in a while. Like when we were doing groceries last week and she hollered "DAD, IS THAT A LADY?" This while pointing at the Asian dude within earshot who very much needed a haircut but I hadn't wanted to be the one to point it out to him. Dust bunnies flew as I hustled our cart to safer quarters two aisles over.

While we rarely use it, she's taken to the Lord's Prayer lately. She picked it up very quickly, and soon she could do most of it herself, proclaiming afterward, "I did the God's prayer!"

We're not actively toilet-training her, but it's been quite a few months since I changed a stinky diaper. She prefers the real toilet (obviously with a kiddy seat on top, or her skinny butt would disappear and end up in the ocean). But she doesn't mind the little kid potty either, even though "dere's nuffin' to flush, dere's no handle!"

Our happy kid does display a bit of attitude once in a while, but not even close to the "terrible twos" one hears about. She did say "Dad, kiss my bum" but then I realized it's because she'd fallen and needed a parent's magical ability to heal all things with a smooch.

And now for the photo dump you've been waiting for.

Out driving one day and she puked a little, so a scarf made a nice temporary shirt.

Helping with laundry. Safety first!

Classy lady


Gingerbread house. I mean, pile of candy!


This playground sure is dead this time of year. Still fun though.


In the doghouse. With 101 dalmatians.

Last night we let Lily open one present, y'know, to hone her skills for the main event. She wasn't very good at ripping though wrapping paper; she probably didn't get enough practice on her 2nd birthday.


And tonight she got the rest of the presents, tearing through the wrapping paper with surprising confidence and ease. Another life skill learned. This playhouse is by far her favourite gift; may it provide years of enjoyment! (Or at least days.)


Merry Christmas!

Saturday, 18 October 2014

White Mountains

This month we went on what is technically our second biennial outing to the White Mountains in New Hampshire. The last time we went, Lily was all of two months old.

Aside:

Since Carrie really wanted one of those Vitamix blenders, we thought we'd try to acquire one. Vitamix blenders are available in Canada, but they are prohibitively expensive. In the US, Vitamix sells reconditioned units at a considerable discount. The problem is that they don't like to sell these to Canadians. So of course I went about trying to acquire one.

The Internet told me that if you call Vitamix to order a reconditioned blender and the credit card you use to pay for it has a Canadian billing address, they'll politely tell you "nuh-uh". So I had to add a US billing address to my card (or at least I tried, but since Carrie is the primary cardholder for our card of choice, they insisted that she call to add the address). I used the address of the home we rented for our week in New Hampshire. The next problem was shipping and delivery. I had to order early enough to ensure that the item was delivered before our holiday was over, but also late enough that the unit didn't arrive before we did. So I tracked the package once it shipped, and sure enough, it was to be delivered a full week before we were to arrive. The shipper, UPS, could hold it at a depot, but they led me to believe I needed proof of residence at the initial delivery address. (Also, the depot was nowhere near where we would be.) So I had find another solution. Enter Kinek, one of several delivery services that will let you ship your package to one of their locations and they'll hold your package for you. It's great if you live near the border and need to order something that ships only within the US. So I picked a location at the Vermont border and then called Vitamix to redirect the package to that address (they waived a $25 fee to do this); the packaged arrived there a week early and sat patiently to be picked up.

Easy-peasy, huh?

Fast forward to our holidays, during a particular day of shopping: we step into a kitchen-stuff store, and lo and behold, the same reconditioned Vitamix blender I'd jumped through a thousand hoops to acquire, and for the same price! AAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!

It felt like a thousand hoops anyway. Sigh.

In the end, we have our new blender and Carrie is deeply in love with it.

Now, where were we? Oh right, vacation.

On the VRBO website we found a vacation home rental for a week, situated in the town of North Conway, New Hampshire. We hoped to do a bunch of hiking, enjoy the fall colours, and indulge in some tax-free shopping. The drive--without stops--is only 5.5 hours. A midday, midweek drive meant a fairly uneventful trip.

The weather forecast wasn't looking great, but it turned to be a wonderful week. Our first hike was up South Moat Mountain, with an elevation gain of about 2100 feet. It's a moderate trek, but challenging enough for our first time out. We'd mostly sought out 4-hour round trip hikes, and it proved to be an ideal length for us all. It was pretty cold and windy at the top, so we stayed for a bite to eat and then headed right back down.


Lily tended to sleep for half an hour on the return leg of our hikes; this was a nice quiet time, but we felt sorry for her very bad posture (though it doesn't seem to bother kids). We eventually used a scarf to prop her head up so it wouldn't fall off.


When she wasn't sleeping, she was often heard singing boisterously or reciting her favourite Curious George books with surprising accuracy.

Another day's hike took us up a mountain named Kearsarge North, with an elevation gain of 2600 feet. Its trailhead was conveniently only a couple of miles from our lodgings.

Some colour.

Snack break. Better bundled than on the previous hike.

There was a fire tower on the peak, and the view was expansive. Maybe not as colourful as we might have liked, but we couldn't have asked for better weather.



We discovered the joy of candy necklaces. Made for a messy but quiet child.

One day we drove up to a local lookout called Cathedral Ledge. We also took a walk to Diana's Baths, a interesting series of waterfalls over smooth eroded rock formations.

View of the valley from Cathedral Ledge.

Diana's Baths.

Our little adventurer.

We were in the vicinity of the Presidential Range, and we thought it would be nice to scale a presidential peak. We chose Mt. Jackson, which tops out at just over 4000 feet. (As it turns out, this mountain was named after some geologist and not the president.) We were in surprisingly better shape by this time, and seemingly interminable climbs were not nearly as discouraging or difficult as they'd been a few days earlier. This hike's elevation gain was 2500 feet.

Directions at the top. There's a whole network of trails connecting various peaks.

Bold little thieves.

Made it!

And another peak; we did a side trip to Mt. Webster on the way back down.

All over, trails were quite rugged and would have been treacherous if wet. Fortunately for us, we had a pretty dry week.


Almost as steep as it looks.

Totally as steep as it looks.

Climbing up was often easier than down, particularly with a child on my back. I fell backwards on top of her (sort of) only once; hooray for frame packs!

Whilst tripping over exposed roots, we could imagine an Ent looking down at us irately.

Easier going.

We did a bit of shopping, including my obligatory visit to the local cigar shop. I have my cigars, Lily has a bunch of fancy new clothes, and Carrie has her blender. I guess Christmas came early.

Oh, and chocolate. We were accosted by a Lindt store, so we helped ourselves to some deals. Looks like I have a few hundred Lindor chocolates to consume.

After a relaxing week, we headed back home, with a quick stop in Newport, Vermont for super deals on chicken. While Carrie loaded some things into the trunk at the grocery store, I helpfully whisked the (pretty much empty) cart away. Off we drove.

An hour and a half later, and we were approaching Montreal. Suddenly Carrie said, "Hey, where's my wallet?" We searched the car for ten minutes and then decided to call the store in Newport. Sure enough, someone had found the wallet and handed it in. The good news: mystery solved. The bad news: back to another country!

So we backtracked, talked to sympathetic border guards, retrieved the wallet, and sat down for dinner before heading north again. So, four hours after approaching Montreal, we were again approaching Montreal. Not the funnest trip ever, but at least all was well in the end.

Our little miss smarty-pants enjoyed the week away and has fond memories of it. She recently couldn't find something of hers, and exclaimed, "Hmm, maybe it's in New Ampshire, ackshly!"

And I end with the obligatory Lily photo dump.


The leaving-the-playground meltdown.

This one loves leaves. "Lily haffa leaf?"

"Onna big baloo skeeky [squeaky] swing wiff Mom."