Sunday, 21 March 2021

Hi!

 It's bloggy time! I got grief for not posting pictures with my poem that took years off my life, so here's a 2020-ish photo dump.

Where to start?

Meet Nora! (again)


Okay, so it really has been a while... oops. This is Nora half her lifetime ago.


I don't have the first clue how to set about fully toilet training her, but I did manage to get to the point where I've changed like half a dozen poopy diapers in the last year. Not bad if I do say so myself.


Super bowl parties are food-intensive. Much more important than the game. The pic is from 2020, when we could still party with people; this year I was reduced to making fun of my football-watching friends via text. What a weird game. (Big sportsball guy right here.)


Back when life was normal, Nora and I would go to pick up Lily from school, reading while we waited. Nowadays she naps and I go alone, since Carrie is home anyway.


The large pile of dress-up clothes gets another eager user.


As do the colouring supplies.


Mud heaven....

Everything water- and beach-related is always in style.


Nora looooves books.


And she knocks out a puzzle in no time. Seriously, this kid is good.


Awww...



Oh yeah, let's not forget Lily

In the fall of 2019, we went to Niagara to visit family. There's a carousel in a St. Catharines park that costs a mere 5 cents to ride. This picture is from the last day of the season, and as far as I know it hasn't operated since, due to COVID-19.


Lily has many interests, including fashion. Here's a new take on an old t-shirt of her dad's.


And... something else...


Curlers at night...


...for bouncy hair in the morning!


Pretend injuries are fun.


So are real ones (or just losing a tooth... finally!)


A local gymnastics class. None of that going on these days.


Piano lessons kept going, via video if necessary. She's a pleasure to listen to.


Practicing running away from home.


She spent many hours creating fairy homes and setting them up in the yard. Damaging winds and rain did not deter her.


For her birthday I took her bouldering.



95 theses on a church door. Pretty sure that's an onlooker, not Luther.

Fun kid.

We all bought cross-country gear right before it became a crazy fad. Lily's not a fan, partly because her wide feet don't fit her shoes very well.


And -- bonus -- they get along!

Playing piano duets...


Enjoying Saturday movie night...


Heading to school...


Pretend food parties...

Sunning themselves in a warm spot in April...


Heading to the moon (I think)...


Story time in the ottoman...


Tree fort picnic...


Dressing up...


Balloon pit...


And endless crafts...


Way back in 2019, Carrie's parents came over for Christmas, which is about the last human contact we've had with the BC crowd. It seems so long ago...



A lot a phone booths around here, apparently.


 

Glow Gardens was a local light display/festival/thingy. We had a man on the inside, so got to go for free.




COVID

It was March when much of the world shut down. We took in a concert on March 12, and that was the second last day that any such public events were allowed in the province. I was reminded why live concerts are not as cool as they seem (so LOUD... and BRIGHT).


Carrie started working from home, and she appropriated my office. So I grabbed all my valuables from there and fled to the basement to set up shop there. It's been great, since I don't require sunlight!

School was out an extra week for the teachers to figure out remote learning. Schooling at home went fairly smoothly, except for the occasional hair-pulling drama when it came to getting a certain of my kids to do math homework or otherwise concentrate.

This girl literally got distracted while writing the word "distracted".


Regular classroom video chat ("googloo meep", as Nora referred to Google Meet chats). I'd bought armload of Chromebooks for the school the previous winter, which proved extremely useful when everyone had to do school from home.


Don't know. Don't care. As long as she's working.


We had to do some pandemic shopping, fortunately completed before the mad rush on stuff. Bulk smarties were considered...


But we settled on some TP instead.


I had bought a massive thing of hand sanitizer the year before, so we were set there. Amazing how many things we did or bought before it became difficult to do so. I guess the lesson is buy whatever you want, it will probably be justifiable in hindsight.

Wearing masks became normal.


My free Costco masks don't last forever, but I sure try. A strap broke last week so they gave me a black mask; it's way thicker and harder to breathe through; not cool.


Recently I didn't feel like going to Costco, so I tried their Instacart option. I placed my order online, some random stranger went shopping for me, and my yummy bread (and some less important stuff) arrived at my doorstop before lunch! Yay!

Drive-in Home Depot shopping, back when 2x4s were only $4.


Gas dipped below 60 cents a couple of times. Since we didn't drive anywhere, it didn't matter.


Had to get used to family chats.


Covid hair.


Covid haircut. Sadly, Carrie made me cut hers in return. Seriously.


Churchy-masky-selfie.


Can we blame COVID? We've ordered in Chinese food waaay too many times in the past year. But it's so convenient! And a real hit with the kids.


We did get Lily signed up for city-run swimming lessons in the summer. She got the class -- and the instructor -- to herself. I had to be in the pool with her, so I got free lessons too. I'm up to tadpole now!

Camping, car drama

Well before the province decided camping wouldn't kill anyone, Carrie planned a few trips and had no trouble booking some good campsites; again, all done before the mad rush. The July long weekend was our usual trip to Driftwood Provincial Park to camp with some friends.


Nora on her throne. We bought it just before they became wildly in demand.


Story time. A riveting Scout adventure never disappoints.


The next trip was around the August long weekend. We headed out to Arrowhead Provincial Park for a week of camping. But shortly after hitting the road, the car was exhibiting weird behaviour, almost like the trailer brakes were trying to engage. Except the trailer doesn't have brakes. So I pulled over, cast an expert eye underneath the car and trailer... and by expert eye, I mean I have decades of experience using my eyes. But no, I know next to nothing about cars and such. After discovering that all the wheels were still on, I did what any determined camper would do: carry on, albeit with care. Carrie then kindly pointed out the impressive array of warning lights on the dash, which I somehow had failed to notice. I learned that revving higher seemed to make the car run smoother, so I dropped a gear and drove the four hours to the campsite. Made it! For now.

The girls enjoyed the beach.



Exploring the creek.


Rock climbing.


We rented a canoe. We often discuss buying one, but renting occasionally is much more convenient.


We stayed for a week, and had surprisingly high turnover of neighbours. I guess most people just don't stay put for very long.

After that trip, I set about figuring out the car situation. Read some OBD2 codes, did some research, got my mechanic's opinion, vetoed his expensive suggestions, told him to diagnose better, got a verdict that the ECU (primary onboard computer) was shot. Pursued my extended warranty that only idiots buy, got some surprising traction. Mechanic tried to source the part but the warranty people wanted to use a cheaper refurbished part rather than new, which couldn't be found. Finally got the okay to buy a new one, mechanic mistakenly ordered an air-conditioning control unit, somehow it fell to me to point out the error. Did some more waiting, and then finally... FINALLY... the right part was on the way. By now we were ready for our next trip, a Labour Day week to Niagara followed by some camping.


Trailer was packed; just waiting for the tow vehicle...

Well, of course nothing happened on time. We delayed the trip by a day, then another, based on the promises of when the car would be fixed. Finally I gave up; we had to leave or cancel. So I called up every car rental place nearby to see if there was anything that could fit us and a trailer's worth of camping gear (rentals can't tow). It was a tough slog, at such short notice. There may have been the odd minivan, but I have my pride. Eventually I found a place that was supposed to have something suitable being returned in a couple hours and I could have that. Sign me up! We headed over there to see if further disappointment awaited. But -- miracle of miracles -- the vehicle showed up, and we were finally good to go.

I crammed everything from the trailer (8 feet long) into the back of the Expedition (5 feet long). Don't know how, but I did it. Except a folding table; that just seemed excessive.

After spending some time with the family in Niagara and celebrating Opa's birthday, we headed to Point Farms Provincial Park. We'd been there years before, and things were a little different.

The spot on the end, the windiest and noisiest of course.


The formerly beautiful beach has kind of eroded.


Broken stairs. Looks like an accident waiting to happen.


Lily really enjoyed her bodyboard... even without waves.


It was not a warm wind, so jackets on the beach seemed appropriate.


When that trip wrapped up, we headed home to settle down for a new school year. No more home learning for a while!

As for the car, eventually the right part came in, and the mechanic had to send it to the Subaru dealer to reprogram the keys. I mean key. I mean... well, they didn't bother to tell me this needed to be done, so they had one key done. When I got the car back, the second key wouldn't work! AARRGGHHH! I eventually figured out why, and proceeded to go and get the other key reprogrammed on my own. You'd think I'd consider getting another mechanic, but... but... ours is so close to the house! Convenience wins. For now.

My last camping trip was with some young punks. We did our mostly-annual canoe trip into Algonquin Park for two nights. Fun as always.

The kids having dinner.


The view during a portage. It's not easy fumbling for the phone to take a picture from under 90 lbs of gear.


Projects

Once in 2019 Carrie was out of town for work. I found this furniture at the curb a few blocks from the house so sent her a photo. She said "take it!" so I grabbed the car, jammed everything in it, and filled our house up some more.


Well, the results were great. Here's the dresser, which we sold...


And the kids each got a new night table.



Carrie has also been collecting dining chairs. Sometimes she gets around to refinishing them.


A couple samples of the finished sets. We have over 20 chairs in the house, so some will be sold in due time.


Lily's room got a facelift.


Carrie has been experimenting with clay molds, because why not. Very fancy.


Kidney-shaped desk for Lily.


Done. The blinds need work, but six years in this house hasn't been enough time to get around to that, apparently.


This basement room is the furniture shop. Six years in this house was just enough time to get around to upgrading the terrible lighting. Ventilation (when staining, for example) is still an issue though.

One day, an ill-considered knitting needle episode sped up the demise of our washing machine. We planned to keep it limping along until we were done with cloth diapers. It died a little earlier than planned, but I was very happy to switch to disposable diapers.



And the new-to-us used pair cost a fraction of a new set.


My dust collector was taking up too much space in the garage, so I mounted it in the attic. Saved space, and it's quieter.

Four-inch pipes and tubing run down from the machine in the attic to various saws and other stations.

A blast gate at each station, wired so the machine turns on when I open one. Works like a charm!


What else? Did some more yard work, of course. Here's Lily, rototilling for me.


Nora is helpful as always.


Ah, dirt. I think that's a total of 90 extra yards of dirt in my back yard now.


"Pappy, another truck?! We ain't near done this here pile yet!" The new load was 20 yards of compost, for a change of pace.


No more grass around the gardens.


Some crushed gravel. I'd gone for half a yard; the loader operator forgot to change out the bucket and put a full yard in. My poor trailer was waaaay overloaded! Until I figured this out, I wondered why the drive home felt so weird. It certainly explained why the trailer fenders were almost rubbing and the tires were nearly flat. But hey, $20 of free crush.


The tree fort is coming along. Still needs work, but it's inhabitable.


Not much else happening. Opa & Oma came up once for a visit. We had a nice visit to Brockville on the St. Lawrence.


Fall hiking at Calabogie. Tons of people were paying money to take a lift up the "mountain". HA! We walked it.



Halloween egg hunting in the backyard. Easier than collecting covid candy in the streets.




And there's this thing. Pretty much past her expiry date. More on that some other time.



Saturday, 26 December 2020

2020 in verse

Greetings, dear reader! It's been quite a year.
And more than that since I last posted, I fear.
So much has happened, with COVID and all,
I planned to post long ago -- now we're through fall!

Last winter was nice; we stayed home for a change.
The in-laws came over, which seemed sort of strange
since summers we tend to head west if we can.
Who knew 2020 would alter that plan?

We went to Glow Gardens (it's lit, as they say),
then home to the fire, drank eggnog all day.
The annual trip to the Christmas tree farm
gave presents a fir under which to stay warm.

Spring came around, all pandemically fraught,
with rules what we could do and what we could not.
It didn't affect us too much at the start
(once TP and hand san were bought by the cart).

School took a pause, but it didn't take long
for learning from home to begin going strong.
The teachers were awesome; the kids learned a ton.
The parents (well, this one) were glad when 'twas done.

Since air travel seemed like a terrible choice
(think masks, and think one-year-olds raising their voice),
we opted to do some more camping instead.
So Carrie booked several trips far ahead.
She booked us three summer trips, back in the spring
before legit camping was even a thing.
So once they allowed it, there was a mad race,
but we had all our camp bookings in place.

(This rhyming attempt, started eons ago,
is why this whole blog thing is going so slow.
But what fun exactly would life really be
without such a task to demoralize me?)

Spring brought warm weather and pushed us outdoors.
We worked on the yard and the garden some more.
Some aerating, dirt and more seed for the lawn,
and tilling grass under for beds to go on.

Another task was to get laundry machines.
My efforts to keep the old pair fit to clean
eventually failed so I bought something nice:
A fancy used set for a fifth of new price.

My parents came up for a visit in May.
We visited Brockville one very warm day.
On the St. Lawrence we found a nice beach.
The kids had a riot (a figure of speech).

Much of our work and our social events
took place via video, and it made sense
when lockdown rules made it much harder to meet.
With screen time (which I dislike) life was replete:
Family, school board, committees, and school,
church, graduation, piano class too.
I've done more on screen than I'd ever before.
(I'd still rather poke out an eye than do more.)

So yeah, with piano it's going quite well
for Lily; I do think our girl will excel.
She'd still rather craft or do cross-stitch, for sure
but I think her fondness for it will mature.

She's so good with Nora, the two are great friends,
and Nora loves anything Lily commends.
So whether they're singing or dancing or what,
you'll rarely spot only one sis doing that.

Li'l Nora says plenty, but no "s" or "r".
That makes it real hard to say "princess" or "star".
But this doesn't stop her from speaking her mind;
in that way these sisters are two of a kind!

Nora's achievements are worthy to cheer:
I've changed like three poopies in over a year!
She chills on the toilet so regularly
I simply don't care she needs diapers to pee.

Shopping's been different this year, in a way.
I mean, I shopped lots online back in the day.
But this year the shipping takes months or whatnot;
by that time I no longer need what I bought.

My office upstairs isn't mine anymore
(I'm now holed up down on the subterrain floor).
The government had to appropriate it:
It's Carrie's spot now; she'll be there for a bit.

In summer we ventured out and went camping thrice.
Once for July long with friends; that was nice.
The next one to Arrowhead Park, but our car
had issues before we could get very far.
So onto the side of the highway we rolled.
I cast a keen eye 'neath the trailer we pulled.
I saw there were tires, but that, my dear friends,
is where my vast knowledge of vehicles ends.

And that was the start of the saga this year
of one Subaru I no longer hold dear.
Only now, four months later, the car's running well...
well, sort of, but that tale can wait for a spell.

Back to our camping! We made it at last
to Arrowhead Park, by not driving too fast,
pulling a trailer with goodies galore
to camp for a week, just a family of four.

The third trip now. Planned for Niagara way
where we hoped to start with a Labour Day stay,
then carry on west to Point Farms (camping here)
before heading home for another school year.

Sadly, the car saga kept us in line.
I tried hard to have it all ready in time.
But one day before the Niagara trip
it still wasn't fixed. I was ready to flip!

So I got on the phone, call each car rental place,
asking if they had a car with some space.
I struck out, except for one silly suggestion:
A minivan! Ha! That's just out of the question.

But finally one place had something for me.
They'd have something shortly, a big SUV.
All out of options, this had to suffice.
I took it. And boy, did it work out quite nice.

I'd filled up the trailer with camping supplies,
but rentals can't tow, so I needed the size
of a big SUV just to take all our stuff.
I managed to fit it, but boy it was tough!

We finally made it to Mom & Dad's place,
and spent some time chilling, all up in their space.
In honour of Dad's much-awaited seven-oh,
We kids took them out for a dinner (no show).

Point Farms! What a glorious lakeside resort
with all the pizzazz of an earning report.
Yeah, just a meh campground, too windy by far.
Erosion has chewed up the bulk of the shore.

The beach is no longer, and access stairs broke.
The kids wore their coats to the beach (not a joke).
It really poured buckets, and I felt down deep
a tree would fall over, kill us in our sleep.

But hey, we survived! So back home we went.
The summer was over, and that surely meant
That life would go back to the same ol' mundane.
And, well, that's what happened. All's fairly the same.

Some time in the summer we got Lily in
to city-run swimming class. Numbers were thin,
with limited people allowed in the pool
but not the instructors, which wasn't so cool
cuz that meant that I had to jump in and help.
(And I don't like water, cuz I'm no Mike Phelps.)
The swimming instructor hung out on the deck
and gave us directions from there. What the heck!
The good part? The class was just Lily and me.
Guess I got my swimming lessons for free!

The fall found us hiking, enjoying outdoors
It seems that this sort of thing happens now more,
since everyone feels like they're cooped up at home
and city folks head to the outdoors to roam.
We're gearing up for the same when it snows.
We bought us cross-country skis, and maybe... who knows...
Maybe it will actually snow in these parts.
Green Christmas right now, but soon winter should start.

This year's been a crazy one, one for the books,
Things seem to get better, then worse, and it looks
as though things will change only once a vaccine
is brought to all, but that remains to be seen.
Meantime I'll treasure my mask, this blue thing
that I found at Costco quite early last spring.
They say it's disposable; maybe that's true
but why not recycle, reuse and renew?
I'll clean out the booger smears now and again
And toss it in 5 years when COVID might end.

This final verse is for my dad (and Di)
for whom all parts of a poem must try
to rhyme perfectly, with so strict a meter
so as to fly off the tongue like St Peter.
See what I did there? Yeah, what am I smokin'?
Just so your dumb rhyming rules won't be broken.
So just for your orneriness I will end
with some non-rhyming nonsense. Ha, take that!

(It really hurt to purposely make it not rhyme, but hey, the cause is worthy!)